Bet he has Gitelman’s syndrome

This post on BuzzFeed makes me so glad I never suffered the indignity of on-line dating. My favorite is this guy:

What are the odds he has Bartter’s or Gitelman’s. Every patient I have encountered with Bartter’s or Gitelman’s has admitted to drinking pickle juice, so it’s sensitive but I don’t know how common this is among norms so its specificity has yet to be determined.